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Post by slush on Jun 5, 2005 15:11:06 GMT -5
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Post by Mumsypooh on Jun 6, 2005 21:26:43 GMT -5
When the rats are away, the cats will play. (Jean Shepherd)
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Post by slush on Jun 7, 2005 13:29:33 GMT -5
The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.
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Post by Mumsypooh on Jun 10, 2005 6:32:39 GMT -5
Build a better mousetrap and you'll catch a better mouse.
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Post by slush on Jun 10, 2005 14:41:38 GMT -5
Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off
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Post by Mumsypooh on Jun 10, 2005 18:41:34 GMT -5
naked as a jaybird
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Post by msumom on Jun 10, 2005 19:22:01 GMT -5
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. I've never heard that one before.
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Post by msumom on Jun 10, 2005 19:24:43 GMT -5
He'd buy a steamship and run it on dry land.
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Post by slush on Jun 13, 2005 13:28:01 GMT -5
One icecube short of a tray
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Post by msumom on Jun 16, 2005 7:16:04 GMT -5
Plain as the nose on your face.
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Post by Mumsypooh on Jun 16, 2005 19:29:40 GMT -5
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
ETA: Recently learned that this a song title. But it's still funny.
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Post by Cman on Jun 17, 2005 6:37:17 GMT -5
May an elephant carress you with his toes.
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Post by msumom on Jun 23, 2005 11:23:28 GMT -5
That's the way the ball bounces
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Post by msumom on Jun 27, 2005 11:01:09 GMT -5
Now we're cooking with gas.
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Post by Mumsypooh on Jun 27, 2005 22:23:05 GMT -5
The Rolling Stones gather no moss.
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Post by msumom on Jun 29, 2005 8:38:58 GMT -5
Idle hands is the devil's workplace.
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Post by msumom on Jun 30, 2005 13:18:52 GMT -5
If they knew that, they would roll over in their grave.
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Post by KC as on Jun 30, 2005 14:19:59 GMT -5
So mad could chew 20 penny nails.
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Post by KC as on Jun 30, 2005 14:23:01 GMT -5
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Post by KC as on Jun 30, 2005 14:25:49 GMT -5
More scarse than hen's teeth.
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