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Post by Cman on May 23, 2005 9:07:36 GMT -5
Here's one of mine.......
As fake as a $3.00 bill in a politicion's pocket.
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Post by msumom on May 23, 2005 10:20:10 GMT -5
Busy as a one arm paper hanger
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 24, 2005 6:09:13 GMT -5
crazy as bedbugs
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Post by slush on May 24, 2005 13:02:21 GMT -5
colder than a witch's t*t
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Post by msumom on May 24, 2005 15:11:03 GMT -5
It's colder than a well digger a$$
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Post by Cman on May 24, 2005 18:35:28 GMT -5
As useless as t!ts on a wheelbarrow.
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 24, 2005 19:53:16 GMT -5
what in the green-eyed world
(My two entries on this thread so far were favorite expressions of high school teachers.)
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Post by slush on May 25, 2005 13:49:20 GMT -5
I slapped myself for posting that last one. It really was not very nice. Sorry He/she is not the brightest bulb in the box
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 26, 2005 15:30:08 GMT -5
too much water over the bridge
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Post by slush on May 27, 2005 13:44:29 GMT -5
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...
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Post by msumom on May 27, 2005 14:27:56 GMT -5
She's hot as a firecracker
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 27, 2005 22:27:21 GMT -5
Oh, my stars and garters
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Post by slush on May 28, 2005 17:18:38 GMT -5
slush: "Concreteman says: beingfed to welkl this winter" Figure this one out!!!! Eric: Slush, your a B. A BIG B Slush: Eric, get outta my posts!!!! Eric: It's best I'm in your posts instead of your pa...... never mind Slush" I won't even correct your spullink! You are naughty!! And to think.. Dar is watching all this! You wonder you didn't get invited to my pa...rty!!!! Eric: No she's not, She's watching tv now. Slush: WISE WOMAN!!! No wonder I like her! Eric: Yes she is wise, she's with me. Slush: OK, I won't argue, unless of course Dar has escaped the little men with white coats once too often! ***edited to add in who said what in this post, otherwise it sounds like I'm talkin to myself!!!
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 29, 2005 21:31:29 GMT -5
People who live in glass houses shouldn't go to the bathroom
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Post by slush on May 30, 2005 14:29:29 GMT -5
Bright as a 10 watt bulb
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Post by Mumsypooh on May 30, 2005 17:33:47 GMT -5
That's the way the bull bounces (from a Mad magazine parody of the Wall Street Journal)
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Post by slush on May 31, 2005 13:42:22 GMT -5
Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound
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Post by Hazel on May 31, 2005 18:06:23 GMT -5
Their elevator don't go all the way to the top.. ;D
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Post by msumom on Jun 4, 2005 8:28:38 GMT -5
He/She's one sandwich short of a picnic.
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Post by msumom on Jun 5, 2005 14:52:45 GMT -5
Pretty is as pretty does.
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